Celebrity Weight Loss: Before and After

Un-Dudely

Matthew McConaughey extinguished the fantasies of the collective female population, juiced up on the Magic Mike stimulation, with this look from the Dallas Buyers Club.



Bridget Jones' Diet

Bet you didn’t expect to catch RenĂ©e Zellweger’s mug on this list. Bridget Jones decided to stop writing about her problems and took them to the treadmill instead. Girl looks good.


Funnyman

We bet it was awesome when Jonah Hill was finally able to squeeze into those skinny jeans for the first time. He can now share pants with his girlfriend.


Dream Girl

Since her emergence on “American Idol,” Jennifer Hudson has always had charm. But, once she toned down her figure, that charm got promoted to straight up sex appeal.


Fashionista

When Kelly Osbourne dropped her pudge, she needed to get all new runway gear. Who said black was slimming?


Sparks Fly

Actress Jordin Sparks was almost a different person entirely when she strutted onto the red carpet of the Sparkle premiere. She showed off her figure in a mermaid gown.



Cheers

Kirstie Alley is a name that is synonymous with weight loss (and gain). Recently, for her appearance on “Dancing With the Stars,” she dropped some serious poundage.


The Skinny Dark Knight

Christian Bale got scary skinny for his role in The Machinist. It’s like someone stuck a straw in him and slurped him dry.



Daisy Dukes

Other than the whole pregnancy debacle, Jessica Simpson never really let herself go. But her figure has progressed from '90s runway model look to a more MILF-ey figure.


Guidette

Those nine months of not hitting the bottle while carrying ‘Enzo did the Snooks some good. While she always looked hot, she’s a full-on babe now!


Nicole Richie doesn’t have a fat cell on her in the left side of this comparison. Judging by that cocky smirk, she knows it too.